Thing rock pile
The infamous thing rock pile is a phone that is the size of an aparment complex. It is in New California, aka DENSEland. People from ALL OVER come to look at it's most prominent feature: the small blue swich that looks like a squirrel. It also says "flowerz". Lol.
Many have debated whether it looks like a living squirrel or a gray squirrel. No one really knows what the heck it looks like, but it smells like butt.
Why does my toe fall off?
It's obviuosly from testicular cancer. Now, back to the point: that's how babies are ma--
Hey wait a second... what is CANCER?
Ok, it's a bad thing. Now shut up. I have a thing rock pile to talk about
Ok
Now, not to be confused with fning rock pile, thing rock pile astounded many because of its overly large size for such a simple task: lifting a block. It was made so that it could lift bricks three feet and make some work easier for guys. They put in stores but it was too big for any of them so they had to be sold online. Two were sold in twenty-six years. Success story, eh?
Crikey, we sold one! Get the camera, Barabara!