Things that eat exhaust pipes

The following are Things That Eat Exhaust Pipes.

• Head phones
• Fantasy RPGs
• The number 7
• Martha Stewert's pots and pans
• March 5th through the 20th
• Apple sauce
• User:Benedict blade

How to Save Your Exhaust Pipes Life

To save your exhaust pipes life you will have to go on a scavanger hunt for all the items listed above ( numbers 3,4, and 5 will probably be harder...). Do a catscan on them, then a dogscan, then a mongoosescan. Once thats done fly to Russia and get bread. Fly back and eat the bread. Then lock all the items on the list away in a cage. Than dunk the cage in the ocean, drowning all the items. Then later you find out you cant drown them because they arent liveing things. So then burn them in the oven.