This article is awesome.

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This article has been deemed E P I C Because it's longer enough to curdle cheese. Oh, and it might have a storyline and be good etc. EPIC! EPIC!!! See more EPICS

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I must make the undeniable statement now, that this article is completely, entirely, totally awesome. I mean, you can tell. Especially because of the epic template, which PROVES that this article is awesome. The total awesomeness of the article is unquestionable.

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Censoring!

See all that black stuff? That's so you don't have to see all the bad words and stuff if you don't want to. Which makes this article even more awesome.

An IRC quote!

<SomeWHATno2> hello

You see, IRC makes everything cool, so that awesome quote adds to the coolness of the article.

A link to a really cool site!

Yeah, this links to an awesome site. See how awesome this article is?