Thomas Keith Greening
Thomas Keith Greening (or Trev to his mates) is a long haired lover from Liverpool, known best for his ability to do anything. In 2001.6, Tom/Trev/Long haired lover from Liverpool was officially voted the most useful person ever by a commitee made up of a table, a chair, a talking monobrow, 3 ounces of love and Tom.
Uses of Tom
You name it, Trev can do it, excluding nothing, because he hates doing that. His specialities include loving in Liverpool, having long hair, tearing down emotional/physical barriers between post-op trannies and their sexual organs, and roundhouse kicking MrMetalFLower for cracking a bad pun about his sexuality and or touching his genitals in a bid to sex him.
Not uses of Tom
there is only 1 not-use of Tom...nothing. And acting as a Paula Radcliffesque sex doll for the over 50s (as MrMetalFLower found out the hard way).
Tom
Tom is oslo the most useless guy ever, having no uses except nothing and being a Mike Tysonesque cardboard cut out for usage in photograms with tourists (American: terrorists).
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