Time machine

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See my attempt to travel through time here.

WHAT YEAR IS IT?! TELL ME, BY GOD!!

It's 1825

Did you say 1825?

IT WORKED!!

MAHAHA MY TIME MACHIEN WORKED1!

What Year Are You From?

I'm from 2008, man! The age of iPods and memory cards, Slurpies and TIME MACHINES!

They said it was impossible! They said I was crazy!

What Are You Gonna Do Now?

I, uh.. This is a great scientific finding and a, uh, technological advancement!

I will be lauded as a genius upon my return!

How Are You Gonna Get Back?

I, uh.... Look, I ..

Well Our Farm Could Use Another Worker. We'll Let You Sleep in the Barn.

Crap.