To Be a Fatty or Not to Be a Fatty
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To be a Fatty or not to be a Fatty. 'Tis a tougher question than just anyone might imagine. Here are some pros and cons.
Pros - to be a Fatty
- You don't have to exercise.
- You can eat whatever you want.
- You can eat whenever you want.
- You can eat however much you want.
- You can eat as many sweets and as much fatty foods as you want. After all, they're among your favorite foods!
- You don't have to worry about putting on pounds at your desk job.
- You can eat pizza and fast food whenever you want. Supersize me!
- You can blame a slow metabolism and/or medications for your condition.
- Fatty's of the opposite sex may still be attracted to you.
- You can hang out with your local BBW/BBM club.
Cons - of being a Fatty
- Clothes that fit you are hard to find, and more expensive.
- Clothes that fit AND flatter you are even harder to find.
- If you're female, people might ask you if you're pregnant.
- Complete strangers tend to give dirty looks.
- Complete strangers might make snide remarks.
- You will probably never be a model or actor/actress.
- You will never be a dancer or gymnast.
- You tend to dislike seeing pictures of yourself at full-length.
- Movement takes more effort.
- Plane seats are uncomfortable unless you're in first class.