Toastonomy

Toastonomy is the study of all things great and mauled, except most things, excluding anything except something other than nothing. Or something.

It is a highly toasty study, rivalled only by the study of toasters. Subsequently, many scholars have burned to death, something that has only added to the success of their careers, leading to fiery deaths becoming a highly popular trend amongst today's students.

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See also

• Toaster
• Interesting facts about Toasters