Toilet humour
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“What did the toilet brush say to the bowl?”
“Why, I ought to clean you out!”
Well, the title says nothing about toilet humour being any good. What did you expect? If you wanted a good joke you should have read the Daily Mail.
That, sir, was a piece of satire.
More toilet humour
- What was Henry VIII's toilet's favourite poker hand? A royal flush.
- What is your toilet's favourite band? Cistern of a Down.
- What animals are toilet trained? Lavatory rats.