Toilet humour

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“What did the toilet brush say to the bowl?”

“Why, I ought to clean you out!”

- Poor punchline

Well, the title says nothing about toilet humour being any good. What did you expect? If you wanted a good joke you should have read the Daily Mail.

That, sir, was a piece of satire.

More toilet humour

  • What was Henry VIII's toilet's favourite poker hand? A royal flush.
  • What is your toilet's favourite band? Cistern of a Down.
  • What animals are toilet trained? Lavatory rats.

See also