Tolnaftate

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Tolnaftate, tolnaftate, tolnaftate! Have you ever heard such a wonderful word?

Tolnaftate is a cool cream that burns your skin when you put it on. It kills fungi, birds, toe cheese, trees, grass and pretty much everything an legs and that swims, flies, eats, breeds, and makes a sound. It is more poisonous than that other thing.

One drop can kill a hundred-thousand horses deader than Doom kills cockroaches, but it is safe to use on babies and pregnant men. Chuck Norris drinks it in his spare time. Also, he divides by zero, these two facts probably not being related. Have a biscuit

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