Toothpaste

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Toothpaste is made out of ground up teeth.

“What?”

Toothpaste is paste on a tooth on a toothbrush from a toothpaste tube from Woolworths. I hate Woolworths.

Pastetooth

Toothpaste is a dish considered a delicacy in many cannibalistic countries. It is created from grinded human teeth mixed with water to create a kind of paste. It is consumed through the nose.

Other Stuff

If you want some Other Stuff, go to Woolworths - I'm sure they'll have some there. And some toothpaste. And some sense.

We need some of that.

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