Toothpick

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Look what Toothpicks do!
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A Toothpick!

Toothpicks are EVIL. Ten thousand people a year are subject to the pure evilness of Toothpicks. Only two hundred people a year are killed by sharks. Only ten people a year are killed by toasters.

Things you can do with toothpicks

  • Poke yourself in the stomach numerous times and drink some water. Instant human fountain.