Triceratops

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Triceratops is a three horned dinosaur that likes CHEEZE. No, actually it only eats plants. How boring. Anyways, it has one mouth, one tail, three horns (haven't I already said that?), four legs, kazillions of scales and lots of cheeze in its belly. No, just plants.

Because it has three horns, it is very horny, and because of that is has a MILLION BAZILLION BABIES, and THEY'RE TAKING OVER ZE WORLD!

Actually, they're just eating plants as usual. (I see a pattern here, do you?)

The TRi-therum

TRI TRI TRI!

3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!

Jesus, enough 3's. Let's talk about something else.

Plants

NO! ENOUGH PLANTS!!!!! ENOUGH!!!

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