Truffle

What's this on my tongue? What did you make me chew?

Is it a mushroom?

Is it a bread cased in sausage casing?

Is it The Price is Right host Bob Barker's frozen pinkslip?

A TRUFFLE!?

Blech

Ptouie

Pffh

Blargh

Ew

Aaack

Retch

Gurk

Wait a minute, you mean it was a $900 truffle?

Those are the worst and most foul kind!

Get me some water.

Anything to wash this stuff down.

Get me more breadsticks please.

Yechh

Who sold me this thing?

How did you convince me to pay $900 US for a small fungus?

Ohhh, I have MasterCard.

That explains it.

Don't you throw that back at me.

Where's the door?