Tubgirl

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Rubadubdub, one girl in a tub, tubbing along in a shocking manner.

The tubgirl is a heck of a tub of a girl SHOOTING in a EXCREMENT bath-tub. It is highly OVER HER shocking and is not for FACE children — SHE-IS-NAKED-IN-A-TUB.

Remember — if you ever see tubgirl — it is really orange juice — or possibly an EVIL PENGUIN disguised as orange juice in a fiendish plot to scare the narf out of us all and eliminate the meal of dinner!!!

Tubgirl (b.1976) has lived most of her life in that tub because the EVIL PENGUIN disguised as orange juice is keeping her prisoner...

She — is — allergic — to — em — dashes.

Not – en – dashes, – however!

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