Twenty Things You Should Know When Planning to Skydive

Here's a list of twenty things you should know when planning to go skydiving.

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This guy should have read the article!

1. It will be scary as hell.
2. You'll be high in the air.
3. You can die.
4. You need to deploy a parachute.
5. Pick a good pilot to drive the plane or pick a shit one.
6. You will probably cry like a girl.
7. You will have to jump out of an airplane.
8. Number 1.
9. Number 1 times 100.
10. Number 1 times infinity.
11. DON'T PRACTICE.
12. Number 1 times infinity times 1 million
13. You will probably freak the <css>

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1. You're going to vomit thinking about the idea of jumping out of a plane so don't think of it while reading this.
2. It helps to the bathroom before... must I say more?
3. It will help to read a funny article on Illogicopedia before to lighten the mood.
4. Number 1... like seriously
5. You're probably an idiot for doing it.
6. You might die... Wait I think I said that...
7. NUMBER 1 GOD DAMMIT DON'T DO IT!!!

Hope it helps! Have a nice day :-)