Twinkie

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A Twinkie is a section of the great Cream Filling Pipeline. After finding that bread made a bad pipe, Continental sliced it up and sold it as a snack. But they hollowed out the twinkies and filled 'em with parasitic goblins that do their hosts' taxes and say "I am a goblin" a lot. The cure for the Twinkie goblins was found by none other than one Charles Ho Ho. He developed a line of anti-parasitic sheriffs which were like "there ain't enough room for two fat snack manufacturer-made quasi-supernatural entities in this body. Have at ye." (He was a little bit of a pirate.) It turned out the sheriffs' one weakness was hearing the phrase "I am a goblin." So Charlie's next tack was to offer the Twinkie goblins 7 units of intestinal tokens, redeemable in any intestine. Unfortunately the tokens had clearly marked on them "void everywhere." This effort was not declared a failure until every living person from the era of the Twinkie goblins was dead of old age and the dangerous Twinkies banned. Waiting them out was Ho Ho's ultimately successful method, for which he was presented with the medal of snacktime valour in the great hall of the PALACE OF SHIRKING ROBOTS.