U.Five.S.A

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Shows such as Attack of the Killer Cupcakes prove unpopular.

U.Five.S.A are a TV broadcasting based in Britain but can't fecking keep still. Recent figures show that 99.99% of all of their programs (notice the American spelling) are crap overseas imports. The current owner is George Bush who has owned the company since his birthday. It's reported this was his second favourite present, after his new hamster.

Famous Programs

None

Viewing figures

Action Man, Barbie and the number three.

Dubya's hamster just died btw

R.I.P. a legend.

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