Uniform

Uniform, unlike biform and triform, is the strict bridal code followed by all conspirasists. According to the Uniform Code, a pilgrimage must be made to Santa's Grotto at least once every year. It is commonplace to see even grown men take this sacred path, all eager to wring the big guy's hand and receive their stick of candy.

Because of this mass pilgrimage the Government, for a laugh, set up numerous false Santa's Workshops in an attempt to trick the misquided sheep of the Conspiracy theorist terrorists. When the follower moves up the ranks they obtain a duncanism rating and change thei9r clothes to a uniform-pink uniform.