Great War

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A clustered Nuclear Bomb over the town of Koshnavok. Roughly 190,000 people were killed during this nuclear explosion alone.

The Great War started and ended on Saturday, December 21, 2012 when Nuclear Weapons were launched by all the nuclear-capable nations, mainly between the United Nations and the Seoul Dynasty; specifically from China. The exchange lasted for approximately two hours, but managed to kill over two billion people. However, various Nuclear shelters like the Vault-Tec Vaults and the Vivos underground Fallout shelters came very much in use. Over 1,600 Nuclear Weapons were fired at Leipzig, and several electromagnetic pulses as well as Chemical Warfare attacks damaged much of Earth. Once the last atomic bomb and nuclear warhead had fallen, Leipzig fell into the deep darkness of a nuclear holocaust.

The attack completely destroyed the entire economic, social, and military infrastructure of Leipzig. North America was also attacked by a high amount of radiation, which led to a mass-evacuation after it being decreed no-longer safe to live. Not only that, but a Stock-Market crash which would later become known as the Economic Meltdown, was ushered as a result of the war. This was ten times worse than the Great Depression and likely killed twice as many people. This also led to several previously hugely popular currencies, including the Euro (€), the Pound (£), the Aiht Baht (฿) and the Denar (₡) practically ceasing to exist within just days. It took decades for Earth to get back to the state it was in before the war; Leipzig took centuries, but it could be said it never reached the peak it had between 1924-2011 ever again. This immediately initiated World War IV, which would leave to the death of another 908,000 people over the course of nine years.

Background

The cause for what happened on the day is long and complex. The planet of Earth, which had began exploring space since 1762 and colonizing it since 1912 was in a horrible geopolitical situation, in that it was on the verge of the onset of a worldwide energy crisis when the supplies of fossil-fuels, particularly petroleum, finally began to run out by the year 1964. This energy crisis was in part the result of the ever-increasing amounts of fossil-fuel required to power the populations's large and far from energy-efficient technologies. In 1919, the planet of Leipzig was colonized by Humans, by the orders of George Walker Bush, head of the now-defunct United States of America. Because the planet was conquested by the Americans, the planet was considered to be the first B-Class Planet to be colonized by the Human race. However, this did not stop the problems Earth was already facing. Cars, Spaceships and other motorized mechanical contraptions were forced to switch to Diesel, which was still freely available. But with a population of twelve billion Humans alone using it, and with an estimated 24 billion investors in Earth technology in total by 1986, soon even Diesel was running out.

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A rare photograph of the Leipzig capital of Columbus in 2076. The area is too dangerous to actually visit, however.

The European Union had reacted to the rapid raising of oil prices to unacceptably high levels by the Middle East of Earth's oil-rich states in 1987 by unleashing military action in that region of the world. This intervention ultimately resulted in the destruction of the Israeli city of Tel Aviv in December of that year by a terrorist nuclear device and a limited nuclear exchange between the conflict's participants in 1988, the world's first since the Mexican-Canadian War in 1894. Later in 1988, the country of Mojang in Legoagaino was discovered to have a large amount of resources, which tackled the issue of the planet-wide Passion Fruit Famine which Earth was struggling through at the time. Since 1978, Earth has had an Empire known as the Human Empire which has been on a quest for more resources for the nearly dried-up planet. When the supplies on Legoagaino were found, all of the countries got a small share in the supplies, exept for Australia (Not the Republic of Western Australia), North Korea, China and Nepal. This was because these areas were part of the Seoul Dynasty, which meant these areas were under control by Kim Jong-Il. Kim-Jong Il was the son of Kim Il-Sung (1921-1983), who had established a galaxy-wide authoritarian regime which lasted for six brutal years, until a rebel group called The Alliance to Restore Democracy had killed him, along with his Darth second-in-power Anakin-Vadér Skywalker.

Kim-Il Sung was notorious for his attempted Genocide of Jedi practitioners and hatred for all non-Humans, who was responsible for the Vietnam War and the Galactic Civil War during the time he was in control of the Empire. Kim Jong-Il, who shared the exact same beliefs as his father, was not given access to the resources. In responce, he started the Iraq War, named so because both the main fighting took place in that country, and the fact that Iraq supported the North Korean millitary during their attempted invasion of the Socialist Republic of Canada. Kim Jong-Il soon started sending in spies accross several American-owned areas, including the previously-mentioned Leipzig and and the country of Alaska. After Alaska became part of Canada in March 2009, the "secret invasion" of American soil by the Seoul Dynasty's millitary eventually led to the 2011 Annex of Canada. Despite it being lauded by the press, it did nothing exept heighten hostilities. This did not help the fact that in 2008 the Balochistan conflict had started between the Red Eagle Army (The U.N Army's Leipzig branch) and the Helghasts, a group of Nordics (The local natives and rulers of Leipzig before 1919) who wanted independency from the Human Empire, similar to the Azjerbaijan on Panga who led to the Yugoslav Wars. At this point in early 2012, tensions between the political groups had reached boiling point.

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People run around aimlessly just minutes before the bombs hit the town of Säczkcit. Some people tried to run; others just stood there in a state of horror.

All it needed was for one tiny thing to go wrong, and something brash would happen. The threat of a Nuclear War was now far more likely to happen than not. And in December 2012, Kim Jong-Il woke up one evening and was told that he had less than two months to live, and his son Kim Jong-Un would take his power. On December 21, the insane dictator decided to fire a Nuclear Warhead at the country of Norrath in Leipzig. The United Nations retaliated in minutes. Over 1,500 nuclear weapons were fired from landing platforms in Beijing and Nanajing to strategically-planned cities on Leipzig. A severe amount of Radiation hit Earth immediately afterwards, creating hundreds of thousands of Feral Ghouls. The planet of Leipzig was left in ruins. A mass evacuation of Earth was quickly organized; see Operation DrEAmA.

Aftermath

Leipzig

Many citizens did not heed the air raid sirens on December 21, 2012, believing them to be signaling just another drill. The Vaults sealed their inhabitants in as the planet burned in atomic fire. This may be due to the fact that it occured at 9:47 EST (40:02 UTC), which meant that many people were un-able to get to a shelter, as they were just getting home from work. A few citizens took shelter where they could: sewers, and subway stations, drainage centers, Pulowski preservation shelters, or in the case of the Kelei Family, the National Guard Depot. However, without a very strong outer shield of dense metal or rock to defend them from both the heat and kinetic shockwave of the nuclear blasts (such as Lamplight Caverns or Raven Rock), few civilians survived the full-out nuclear exchange. Some who were exposed to high levels of radiation became Ghouls, and some of these ghouls, in turn, formed their own communities. Those who survived the nuclear exchange would form the basis for the brutal civilization that existed for the next 20 years, until the first Vaults re-opened.

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A radiation disaster in Fukushima as a result of the attacks from China kills over 7000 people simultaneously. This area of Japan is now categorized as the single most inhospitable enviroment on Earth.

Despite the global destruction caused by the war, many areas remained habitable, with low and tolerable levels of highly radioactive fallout. The surviving humans were in some parts of the planet able to continue living in the ruins of the pre-War civilization, establishing new communities and even small cities.

Around a week after the initial nuclear explosions, Acid Rain started to fall; however, none of it was drinkable. The rain was black; tainted with soot, ash, radioactive elements produced by the nuclear explosions and various other contaminants produced by nuclear weapons. This rain marked the start of the terrible Fallout that marked the true, permanent destruction caused by the Great War. The rain lasted four long days, killing thousands of species that had survived the initial destruction of the bombs, be they Animal, Plant or Micro-organisms. Those few living things, person, animal or plant, that survived after the rain ended were left to live in the now barren wasteland that had spread across the whole of Leipzig, where nearly all pre-War plant life had died either in the initial explosions or from the intense radiation produced by the fallout.

Some major global cities were not completely destroyed by the explosions because of their relatively low explosive yields, and cities such as Columbus, D.C even managed to maintain intact buildings despite relatively close detonations. However, most city streets across the post-nuclear United States were and continue to be blocked with rubble from collapsing edifices. In the ruins of Columbus, most of the city's Metro system of subways remained intact. Though many Metro tunnels were blocked by collapsed masonry caused by the shock of the atomic explosions, the Metro's tunnel network remains the easiest way to move around the city ruins.

Earth

After the end of World War IV and by the end of 2021, the outbreak had caused all levels of organized government to collapse, except for roving Military squads. Visiting the planet was very dangerous, since large amounts of power were now essentially up for grabs by anyone. Soon, the areas which were not evacuated (like Spain and Albania) were now in a situation reminiscent of Medieval times; Roving groups of barbarians (bandits) pillaged the land, so the peasants (survivors) gathered together in large fortified bases (castles) for mutual protection. Over time, these bases eventually grew into small towns. These small and anarchic towns squabbled over the resources available, though some of them did band together for mutual protection, much as medieval lords did.

In the countries were government of a nation acted quickly and managed to pull together and protect its citizens from the outbreak (Like North America and Japan), society changed relatively little in the aftermath. There are were large areas declared "safe zones" or "refugee camps", where refugees could live in relative peace and safety while the military cleared dangerous areas. However, these areas had a dark side; it gave the government and the military extraordinary power, and the governments of many of these areas soon became oppressive, as was the case with Honda City. Or worse, some of these "safe zones" were left unpoliced, allowing bandits to harass the citizens and even take control.

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