User:Colonel Sanders
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Welcome to my user page.
It's Colonel Sanders! He's got chicken
Due to crap and such, I declare myself semi-active.
For some odd reason, my userpage has over 1000! WHOOPPEEE! views. Weird. If you can't get the Colonel here for some odd reason, he's probably down at his desk at SEU, Knowino, Ameriwiki, RationalWiki, or A Storehouse of Knowledge. But you have a better chance of getting him here. Seriously.
My Articles
| File:Clock.gif | This user has been on Illogicopedia for 14 years, 4 months and 6 days. |
| This wretched vandal has defaced {{#ec:Colonel Sanders}} pages. |
The Colonel's Recommended Reading Meh, they're all crap. They're all here for your inconvenience.
This user is a winner of the Illogicopedian of the Month award.
| This user is from the United States of Imerica. |
State of The Sanders Nation
ColbertNation is dead. Sanders is here.
Status: Meh.
Article Plans: Still working on it
Other Plans: get a life
Favorite food: Ugly cheese
What has he done? He won the IOTM for September and won his banana trophy. Meh, he'll eat it later.
