User:Colonel Sanders/Articles

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 Conservapedia

Here are my articles. Features italicized (none) Epics bolded (1) and rewrites in "quotes". I don't know why you wanna read these massive pieces of crap, anyway.

1. James Bond
2. Jurassic Park
3. IllogiMusic:The National Anthem of The United States of teh Preps
4. John F. Kennedy
5. Pawn Stars
6. Willie Nelson
7. Illogicohistory
8. Cooties
9. IllogiNews:Майкл Джексон
10. Майкл Джексон
11. IllogiSource:Ronald Reagan Berlin Wall Speech
12. IllogiSource:Roe v. Wade
13. IllogiSource:United States Declaration of Independence
14. Dictatorship
15. Republic
16. Economics
17. Lisa Gleave
18. "Eminem"
19. Libertarianism
20. I have no idea what to write
21. Abercrombie and Fitch
22. The Lindsey Conspiracy
23. Satire
24. Satir
25. Hong Kong
26. IllogiNews:China announces bailout of United States
27. 2+2=4
28. The Last Farewell
29. North Pole
30. "Switzerland"
31. War on Terror
32. Everything you know is wrong
33. User:Colonel Sanders/Uncyclopedia
34. "Weird Al" Yankovic
35. FDR-
36. Chum Bucket
37. Horoscope
38. Joseph Stalin
39. IllogiNews:Illogicopedia to pass Uncyclopedia in quality standards
40. This here article
41. Chimney-WIP
42. Quote:Bart Simpson on the chalkboard
43. Brooke FDR Eminem Story of Stops Beck RSTLNE Beck Jurassic Park Worst Article Ever Obama III
44. Spademanns Leksikon
45. Hammer
46. Tokyo
47. Chaos theory
48. HowTo:Pass High School
49. The Wikia Conspiracy
50. Three Laws Of Al Gore
51. Lasagna
52. Ugg
53. Randomapedia
54. Sesame Street
55. Thriller
56. Taylor Swift
57. IllogiNews:Illogicopedia is Becoming Uncyclopedia!
58. IllogiNews:Horoscopes for November, 2010
59. The Life and Times of Jimmy Westburger
60. Freethought‎
61. Unrestrictedl grammar‎
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63. Ballad of Saddam Hussein
64. Mao Zedong ‎
65. 10 Reasons Why Mario Is Way Better Than Sonic
66. Republic of Illinois
67. IllogiDictionary:Status quo
68. IllogiDictionary:Salamiaphobaismalopadop‎
69. Super Mario 64 cheats
70. Bill O'Reilly
71. Hug
72. New Conservapedia
73. IllogiNews:This article doesn't exist! ‎
74. IllogiNews:Stuff happens
75. Kelsey
76. IllogiMusic:A Ditty on Colonel Sanders
77. IllogiNews:Horoscopes for December, 2010
78. Mustard
79. Watcha
80. Howard Beale
81. IllogiNews:Puzzle for November, 2010
82. IllogiNews:Study shows that 666% of chocolate in America is consumed by high school girls
83. Cheerleader
84. IllogiNews:Users of Illogicopedia edit rather than celebrate the holiday of Chrissymas
85. WiiSports
86. Sean Hannity
87. IllogiBooks:A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity
88. IllogiNews:America's only gonna get fatter
89. Super Moses
90. Boron
91. Crush
92. Heterosexuality
93. Ben Gleck
94. Chemistry
95. Cell Phones And Drunk Driving
96. Disemvoweling
97. Gold Digger
98. Density
99. Ecology
100. IllogiDictionary:Science
101. IllogiDictionary:Scientific method
102. Marxism
103. Fascism
104. Keith Olbermann
105. IllogiMusic:My Serenade
106. Summery
107. IllogiNews:Interview with George W. Bush
108. Joe Biden
109. Political party
110. Prom
111. White Castle
112. Constitution
113. Macroeconomics
114. IllogiNews:Ford produces prehistoric cars
115. Microeconomics
116. IllogiNews:Horoscopes for January, 2011
117. IllogiNews:It's 2011
118. IllogiNews:Fede køer!
119. Voodoo
120. Huggles
121. Alex Trebek
122. "Bob Dylan"
123. Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
124. VirtualNES
125. IllogiNews: A rebuttal of the State of the Union 2011 as written by an anorexic 15 year old American female
126. IllogiNews:Old granny kills elf with a baseball bat
127. IllogiNews:Egypt's Tummy is Upset‎
128. Hosni Mubarak
129. John Stossel
130. IllogiNews:Horoscopes for February, 2011
131. IllogiNews:Horoscopes for March, 2011
132. IllogiNews:Horoscopes for April, 2011
133. DIXIELAND
134. Amerika
135. Pac-Man's Grandma
136. Thunder muffin
137. Wikinews, the Pulitzer Years
138. Huckabee's Last Stand
139. Liberal whining
140. Chinese goods
141. IllogiNews:Horoscopes for May, 2011
142. IllogiNews:Horoscopes for June, 2011
143. Prom dress
144. Jimmy McMillian
145. The Communist Manifesto
146. Casey Anthony trial
147. Liberal logic
148. Liberal slander
149. Liberal bias in academia
150. Liberal myths
151. The Video Game Wars
152. IllogiNews:Horoscopes for July, 2011
153. Citizendium
154. Insight-w/Gruntled
155. Ronald Raygun
156. Sometime in the past
157. Donkey Kong
158. High school girls=w/Gruntled
159. G-Dub
160. Berlin Wall
161. Jeff Foxworthy-w/Gruntled
162. Saint Ronnie Reagan
163. Reaganomics
164. Rick Parry
165. Herman Cain
166. IllogiNews:Horoscopes for August, 2011
167. IllogiNews:I, like, TOTALLY, saw Rick Parry Coming!
168. Mitt Romney
169. The Illogical Bible Translation Project‎
170. Sega Genesis
171. Abstinence-only education
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176. Miranda Cosgrove-w/Mars Cadbury
177. ABBA
178. Michael Savage
179. French Accomplishments
180. GBTV
181. MJ
182. J. Wellington Wimpy
183. Tom Nook
184. Barium
185. Mitt Romney
186. Mahmoud Ahmadithinkmypantsareinthedryerinejad
187. Mahmoud Ahmadidonotneedtowearatiewithmysuitinejad
188. Cranky Kong
189. Ameriwiki
190. MCWiki
191. January 4, 1995
192. Barack HUSSEIN Obama
193. IllogiNews:Conservapedia becomes the sum of all human knowledge
194. Barack HUSSEIN Obama and the 2010 Midterms
195. Che Dog
196. U.S. National Debt

• Anything else there is a chance that I missed. I probably missed something here and there.

I will be working on more soon! Very soon. Expect it.

Oh, and IllogiScience