Quote:Bart Simpson on the chalkboard
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Bart Simpson is notorious for writing crap on a chalkboard after pulling stunts. Feel free to add quotes here.
| Michael Jackson did not eat my ear off last night |
| Illogicopedia is not an acceptable source for a history report. |
| I will not put LSD in the teacher's coffee. |
| Getting in trouble is not good. |
| Flying Taco Disease is not real and will not be used to stay home. |
| My dad did not kill a Pikachu. |
| I will not visit nasty sites on the principal's computer when he isn't looking. |
| I will not put tacks on the teacher's chair. |
| I will not tie other student's shoelaces together. |
| Cats do not eat homework. |