Bart Simpson
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“Cheese is not an adequate substitute for writing utensils [x50]”
“EAT MY LONGS!”
“I'm a lapdog!!!11”
“Do have a cow MAN!”
Bart Simpson is one of the world's most famous sufferers of jaundice. He collaborated with Coldplay on their single Yellow and coined the phrase "Uhahahwah".
In 2001, things took a turn for the worse. His tree house burned down and he was forced to move in with his father, Homer Simpson.