Bort

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Bort is a very popular name in America and the UK. "How come?", you may say, since Bort sounds like a robot from Mars. Well, Bort is one of those new names that sounds tasty. I'd really like to meet a Bort one day. Really really.

Famous Borts

BORTSON

BORTSON IS HERE! BORTSON IS BETTER THAN YOU! BORTSON TYPES IN ALL CAPS! REAL MEN USE ALL CAPS!

Bortexander the Great

He made a huge empire, and built the famous city Bortexandria.

Bortilla the Hun

He was a very famous Bortbarian who lived in the midst of the Bortermany reigon. He fought the Bortmans, the Bortzantines, and many other bortemies who dared enter his proud territory.

Mr. Bort

Rowan Bortkinson played this accident-prone Bort. Totally not a rip-off of Mr. Bean.

BORT-8304A

A robot from Mars.

Bort Simpson

Yellow kid. Lives somewhere in America. Sound familiar?