Mars
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The sight that awaited Yuri Gorgonzola upon his arrival at the Red Planet in 1982
Mars is a planet made entirely of chocolate, caramel and nougat. It has been left in the oven too long, hence its reddish complexion.
Pixar made a movie about Mars once. I think.
Is there life on Mars?
The age old question has finally been answered.
The Answer: There was life on Mars, until Chuck Norris went there.
Is there water on Mars?
- Main article: Water on Mars
Water on Mars is a conspiracy thought up by those evil NASA scientists to make people think that space is super-special-awesome, when in reality it's a bit crap and quite beige. In short, there is no water on Mars. But if there was it would probably taste like Lucozade.