We Are From Mars

Well, you see we come from planet Mars, we are aliens, and we would like to invade planet Herth for it's milk and cookies, I've heard it can cure cancer, right?

Right. So p-leese give us the milg and dee coogies, and wee may leave you in peas. Yes, those greenie thingies that live on Mars too. No wait they live on Mars...too. Not Mars 2. There is no Mars 2, it's all a conspiracy!!!!! CON-SPI-RA-SHEEEEEEEE!!!!

Neither is there a Mars 3, nor Mars 4, 5 or shix....SHIX I SAY!!! THERE IS NO SHEVEN, OR EIGHT....OR NINEEEEEE!!!! There is no nothing!!!!!!! No wait, there is Mars, but there is no 2, 3, 4, 5 or any of that flibberish. Just hand it over.

You know, the milg and coogies, ya that. That is milk, and it is cookies. No, don't bring me low fat milk!!!! BRING ME MILKKKK!!!! WITH FAT IN IT!!!!! NOOOOO, DONT FART IN IT, I SAID FAT IN IT!!!! CAN YOU HEAR!!!!!

Now the milk is smelly, cause of you, you fat human child. Fellow a-lee-yens, i order you to egg-secute dees boooyyyyy!!!!

And while, you're doing that, get me some milk and cookies...OH NO, IT'S TOO LATEEEE!!!! I MISSED MY FAVORITE SHOW BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T GET ME MILK AND COOKIES!!!!! SHAME ON YOU, CHILD!!!!! KEEEEEEEL HIM, I MISSED Friends CAUSE OF YOUUUUUU!!!!

No, not you Souja boy. But YOUUUUUUU!!! Oh fine, get me some milk and cookies already. Ah here's the cookies....AHH NO CHOCOLATE CHIPS, UST PLAIN COOKIES, COOOOOKIES, COOOOOOOOKIESSS!!!!! (breathes heavily)

So, here it is, my cookies, NOW WHERE'S MY MILK!!!! OH, AND FRESH COOOOOOOKIES!!!!! FREEESH I SAYYYYYY!!!!! GOOT EN TAG!!!!

What? You cannot hear me? I PUNISH YOU FOR NOT SPEAKING THIS LANGUAGE!!!!

I PUNISH ALL OF YOU!!!!!

(breathes heavily) WHERE IS MY MILK? MILK!!!! MY MILG!!!!! YOU STOLE MY MILG!!! THAT IS MINE!!! YES, IT HAS A PICTURE OF A COW ON IT SO ITS MINE!!!!

MINEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY MILG!!!!! IT IS MINE!!!!! FINE, USE THIS 10$ VOUCHER HERE TO BUY ME A NEW ONE!!!!! TODAY ITS 50% OFF!!!!

GAHH!!!!! WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG!!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT MY MILK ANYMORE!!!! THIS IS EXPIRED!!!!! YOU WASTE MY VOUCHER ON EXPIRED MILK?????

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I HAVE A CREDIT CARD!!!! BUY ONE THATS NOT EXPIRED NOW!!! CHECK ITS EXPIRY DATE!!!!!!!

CHECK IT!!!!!!!!!!

YES, MY MILK IS HERE!!!!! MY PRECIOUS MILK!!!! OH MY MILK!!!!!!! NOW BE GONE, FOOLISH ONES!!!!!!!!!!! AAAHHHH! IT DOES NOT TASTE GOOD!!!!

IT DOES NOT TASTE GOOD!!!!!!!!!