Murder
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SilentPenguin pokes helloolleh
<SilentPenguin> Oh, god, i've killed him
SilentPenguin digs a hole
HelloolleH helps dig
<HelloolleH> why are we digging this hole?
why are you chiselling my name onto that
gravestone shaped rock?
<SilentPenguin> dunno
SilentPenguin rolls eyes
<HelloolleH> why are you holding that brick as if to
suggest you were about to bring it down on
my head with considerable force?
SilentPenguin Bricks helloolleh and leaves him in the shallow grave
HelloolleH gets up and cries
<HelloolleH> if your gunna kill me at least kill me...
Jeez, cant get the staff these days
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