Health Police

Warning. You have been suspected of a minor cold and have displayed signs of individuality. You have 30 seconds to comply. I don't know what you should comply to, but do it anyway!

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I mean it!

If you are reading this, call the police, I'm being kidnapped by dinosaur........ GAGGHH!

TELL LOUISE I HATE THEM AND THEY GUNNA PAY ME IN CASH, NO TICKETS! C ,LÇB~CF

GOORKKK!

Don't make me ask again!

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Damn. Pleaseeee?

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Fine, I will lick your feet, now pleaseee?

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Okay, I'll come back in a century, as you wish

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Lawn Order

File:Copcarcrash.jpg	Enforcement	The fuzz \| Health Police \| Fun Police \| The King \| LAPDOG \| Law \| PC Plod \| The Police \| Police officer \| The VFF Police \| Polygraphs (Test)
	Legislation	Ah Mate Clause \| Copyright (infringement) \| Gun control \| Phthing \| Reverse Logic Act \| Title IX
	Crimes	Article fixing \| Biscuit Technique \| Cons \| Crime \| Drug abuse \| Frankenstein Slavery \| Malpheasants \| Mouseketeering \| Murder \| New Monaco \| Punctuation abuse \| Rape \| Racism \| Sexism \| Shoplifting \| Snoop Dogging \| Stargazing fraud \| Theft \| Vandalism
	Criminals	Dishwashers \| Gangsters \| Gangster Slaves \| Killer Whales \| Pirates \| Racists \| Space pirates \| Vandals
	Civil Law	Wrongful Monkey Suit
	Sentencing	Confession \| Court \| Criminal record \| Death \| Gaol \| Precinct \| Prison \| Torture