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Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass 'Go', do not collect £200
The Polite Force randomly go about their business sitting on 14-year-old ducks and shooting anyone that looks like they have used Uncyclopedia.
The Police can also be seen on late night ITV on Cillit Bang adverts subliminally jacking off to George Michael's baby pictures. They enforce the law very well. Do not question them!
“Every step you take... every move you make.. I'll be watching you.”
See also
| Enforcement | The fuzz | Health Police | Fun Police | The King | LAPDOG | Law | PC Plod | The Police | Police officer | The VFF Police | Polygraphs (Test) | |
| Legislation | Ah Mate Clause | Copyright (infringement) | Gun control | Phthing | Reverse Logic Act | Title IX | |
| Crimes | Article fixing | Biscuit Technique | Cons | Crime | Drug abuse | Frankenstein Slavery | Malpheasants | Mouseketeering | Murder | New Monaco | Punctuation abuse | Rape | Racism | Sexism | Shoplifting | Snoop Dogging | Stargazing fraud | Theft | Vandalism | |
| Criminals | Dishwashers | Gangsters | Gangster Slaves | Killer Whales | Pirates | Racists | Space pirates | Vandals | |
| Civil Law | Wrongful Monkey Suit | |
| Sentencing | Confession | Court | Criminal record | Death | Gaol | Precinct | Prison | Torture |
