Frankenstein Slavery

“Donate money, (or even a RAM upgrade) today!”

- WWMDCGCG on on how to become Frankenstein Enslaved

Have you ever wanted to be a <css> /*Written by Silent Penguin

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Meet your name new soul mate: Frankenstein Slavery!

Frankenstein Slavery is a service operated by the famous Computer God, <css> /*Written by Silent Penguin

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"But how much would this lovely membership cost." is something you might be asking yourself. Well, let me put it to you this way, all it costs is <css> /*Written by Silent Penguin

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Testimonials

“As a Frankenstein Slave, usually at night, I login to Illogicopedia and make my edits; it's never been easier!”

- User:The Divine Fluffalizer|Fluffalizer

“They said it was <css>

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</css>but they were the worst, by far.”

- Slave

“This was not a <css>

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</css>good choice, but a big mistake.”

- Another slave

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</css>DON'T DO IT. You won't regret it.”

- Third slave

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</css>Preposterous! I hereby cancel my submission! You can take your Frankenstein Controls and shove them!”

- Francis E. Dec

See also

• Slavery
• Funkystein

Lawn Order