Dishwasher
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A dishwasher is an evil criminal that sneaks into your house at night and washes your dishes. Dish-washers generally approach the houses of those with dirty dishes. If a dishwasher breaks into your house at night, don't say I didn't warn you.
The dishwasher police
Dishwasher police or some times nicknamed the disherz are a group of highly specialised patrols that head out in times of need. They swing down large polls.
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