Shoplifting
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A prime target for 'lifters'.
Shoplifting is a sport that involves lifting shops out of the ground, then moving them to new locations. It causes a lot of distress to shopkeepers.
Shoplifters generally start by lifting paper shops before progressing to heavier and heavier shops. Some professionals can lift supermarkets and those at the very top of the profession are able to lift hypermarkets.
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