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“I don't do drugs. I am drugs.”
Don't do 'em. Unless given to you by the men in white coats.
No, No, No!
Doooon't do 'em! It's all a conspiracy, I tell you! They want to steal your sonks!
No, No, Noooooo Don't Do 'Em!
Yeah!
Nooooo Nooooooo Don't Do 'Em!.....Yeah!!
Look at Amy Winehouse. Want to look like that? No! Then do drugs. Oh, sorry, don't do 'em.
See also
- Fluffotherapy, the best way to recover your sonks; recommended by zero out of ten health professionals.
- Hyphoids
- Flying trees
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