Fun Police
The Fun Police are an authoritarian law enforcement organization dedicated to preventing people everywhere from having fun. They were created by the Parligressional Congrement's "Act to Prohibit Fun, Merryment, Enjoyment and Frivolity in the Interests of Order, Commerce, Peace and Stagnation" .
Their motto is, "We ARE the Fun Police. We are not amused."
Special immunity
The Fun Police are granted special immunity to do one (and only one!) fun act: they get to make siren noises and wave their arms around when they don't have actual police cars with sirens due to budget cuts.
Richard Branston
Richard Branston is the arch nemesis of the Fun Police. Their frequent battles often leave entire cites in ruin. Consequentially, their battles often create fun for people who enjoy watching professional wrestlers and Godzilla movies. Critics of the Fun Police claim the destruction is too "frivolous" and "enjoyable." Richard Branston himself has gone on record to say that he enjoys these battles, saying they give him a "break from the constant lifestyle of swimming in pools of money and having sex with women." The Fun Police have been working diligently to find a less fun way to defeat Branston.
| Enforcement | The fuzz | Health Police | Fun Police | The King | LAPDOG | Law | PC Plod | The Police | Police officer | The VFF Police | Polygraphs (Test) | |
| Legislation | Ah Mate Clause | Copyright (infringement) | Gun control | Phthing | Reverse Logic Act | Title IX | |
| Crimes | Article fixing | Biscuit Technique | Cons | Crime | Drug abuse | Frankenstein Slavery | Malpheasants | Mouseketeering | Murder | New Monaco | Punctuation abuse | Rape | Racism | Sexism | Shoplifting | Snoop Dogging | Stargazing fraud | Theft | Vandalism | |
| Criminals | Dishwashers | Gangsters | Gangster Slaves | Killer Whales | Pirates | Racists | Space pirates | Vandals | |
| Civil Law | Wrongful Monkey Suit | |
| Sentencing | Confession | Court | Criminal record | Death | Gaol | Precinct | Prison | Torture |
