PC Plod
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PC Plod
Old PC Plod is on his beat, patrolling up and down the village street. He looks at the sparrows in the trees and sees some bees. Then he looks down the other street and sees a black person. "Ello, ello, ello, you a forking blackie then?" he asked the black. "Yes," the man replied, "what's wrong with that? I thought Britain was a liberal, democratic state and that there was no room for racism in modern times."
PC Plod thought about it for a second and then lynched him by a lamppost.
See also
| Enforcement | The fuzz | Health Police | Fun Police | The King | LAPDOG | Law | PC Plod | The Police | Police officer | The VFF Police | Polygraphs (Test) | |
| Legislation | Ah Mate Clause | Copyright (infringement) | Gun control | Phthing | Reverse Logic Act | Title IX | |
| Crimes | Article fixing | Biscuit Technique | Cons | Crime | Drug abuse | Frankenstein Slavery | Malpheasants | Mouseketeering | Murder | New Monaco | Punctuation abuse | Rape | Racism | Sexism | Shoplifting | Snoop Dogging | Stargazing fraud | Theft | Vandalism | |
| Criminals | Dishwashers | Gangsters | Gangster Slaves | Killer Whales | Pirates | Racists | Space pirates | Vandals | |
| Civil Law | Wrongful Monkey Suit | |
| Sentencing | Confession | Court | Criminal record | Death | Gaol | Precinct | Prison | Torture |
