Supermarket

SUPER market to the rescue!

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SUPER MARKET!

Don't worry, noble citizen: the supermarket is here to save you in these times of hardship with cut price wholemeal bread and salt-reduced baked beans.

(Cue Batman-esque music)

• Marvel at the wonders of the whistle stop cafe!
• Gasp in awe at the cheesy music that hypnotises you into buying stuff you don't need!
• Biff! You run into a pyramid of tins.
• Zzzappo! The bug zapper kills another fly.
• Ouchie! The credit crunch hits hard.

See also

• Superman
• Daylight saving time
• Shoplifting