Superman

Gasp!

Is it a bird?

No

Is it a plane?

No, sorry.

Is it a hydraulic carbonated pot of sulphuric acid (with wings)?

No way.

Is it Superman?

No, it's a hydraulic carbonated pot of sulphuric acid (with wings).

Is it your mom?

Yes.

See also if you want, it's up to you

• Bumpkins
• Batman
• Superchap