Liberal myths

Liberal myths are myths that those on the other side of the spectrum like to grunt out in the hope of indoctrinating monkeys to vote for Osama. They have no basis in factual reality since they amount to peanut butter and jam. And not the good kind of jam either.

Liberal myths include:

• Condoms are effective 100% of the time, even when cleaning diner tables.
• The world is rapidly warming. No wait, cooling. Wait, warming again!
• Swedes make better couches than Americans.
• Chocolate can reduce stress.
• We came from Donkey Kong.
• Bruce Springsteen's song Pink Cadillac is actually about pink Cadillacs.