Obamacare

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Obamacare is an idea that involves Obama caring. Caring about what you may ask? I will tell you, skeptic!

History of Obamacare

Obama started caring when he was born, in 45 B.C. He cared about ponies, his mother and his long-lost father.

Obamacare Today

Obama cares about you, as seen with him giving you part of General Motors, which generalizes motors.

Death panels

They're panels that you die once you land on. Obama doesn't want you to land on them, since he cares.

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Policy	Abortion • Affirmative action • Gun control • Homosexual agenda • Income redistribution • Obamacare • Prayer censorship • Statism • Nationalization

Tools	Cloward and Piven Strategy • Biased grading • Censorship • Hate speech • Judicial activism • Lies • Liberal logic • Mainstream Media • Myths • Network abuse • Obfuscation • Redefinition • Slander • Traps • Tricks • Vandalism • Video game industry • Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals"

Traits	Arrogance • Bias • Bigotry • Bullying • Class warfare • Deceit • Denial • Hypocrisy • Race baiting • Stupidity • Style • Uncharitableness • Whining • Teeney-bop love

Other	Liberals and friendship • Media elite • Liberal quotient • Nihilism • Public schools • Thunder muffin • Cheerleader • Keith Olbermann • Barack Obama

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