George Washington
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| Deputy: | Bowser | |
| Nationality: | Hodian | |
| Term of office: | 1206 – 1805 | |
| Preceded by: | The Talking Shoe | |
| Succeeded by: | Mr. Monopoly | |
| Date of birth: | 1205 | |
| Place of birth: | Jupiter | |
| Date of death: | 4598 | |
| Place of death: | Awesomeland | |
| Wife: | Daffy Duck | |
| Political party: | Wepublican Party | |
George Oldster Washington is the 45th president of the United States of Jupiter. Born on 5161154516BC, he made trips to Saturn by a car powered on laughing gas.
Biography
Washington was said to be a great man. So here is a description of his life.
Early Life
Washington was grown on a tree and was fully grown and born on the year 5161154516BC. He had a brother and a ghost friend. His mother was a pine tree and she planted him. His father is a money tree. He made a chemical reaction and got rich for inventing Wikipedia even before Bill Gates invented the computer. As a teenager ,Washington invented ice cream.
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LAME!!
Adult Life
Washington traveled by laughing gas frequently and moved back to Jupiter to run for president. He ran 30 miles and won the presidency. He was the 45th president.
His Wife
Washington met Daffy Duck on a TV and married her. He went in a cartoon and back whenever he wanted to see her.
Presidency
He lowered Jupiterian taxes and blew up a moon with an Earth stone. He fought the Wevolutionary War to make Jupiter a seperate planet from Mars.
Death
Washington died from Shoe Disease, or an infection of the shoe. His Green House was taken over by Mr. Monopoly.
Rumor
There is a rumor about him that he was a tap dancing peanut from Astroid system Z25. This of course it Completely false. He only TRANSFORMED into a tap dancing peanut from astroid system z25, and he did it ocasionaly.