Mustard

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Mustard is a hell-bent substance I have no idea what it is. It was created by Mao Zedong to kill little kids and make adults lose their hair. In contemporary usage, it is rumored to be a topping on hot dogs and really yet serves no purpose then that of Natas.

Critical Consumer Response on Mustard

“AHHHHHH! I BE DYING! GOOD GRIEF!”

- Charlie Brown

“Like a surgeon! It's cuttimg me for the very first time!”

“Eh?”

“The evil stuff of the 20th Century”

- Taylor "Paine" Swift

“BOOM!”

“EEEEEEEEEEEW”

- Brooke

“Bad for my crazy hair.”

Conclusion

MUSTARD IS EVIL!