10 Reasons Why Mario Is Way Better Than Sonic

From 10 Reasons Why, because reason is spread by lists

Sonic is fit. Mario is obese.
Mario has a brother with a green hat. Sonic has a whiny fox sidekick.
Nintendo can make way better games than Seegea
Sometimes, pipes are better than runarounds.
Coins are more valuable than rings.
Bowser is a WAY scarier villian than Eggman. A fire-breathing turtle versus a bald fat guy. Bowser's obviously gonna win.
Mario's been in WAY more games.
MARIO ROXX OUR SOXX!
(Due to a dispute in the 10 Reasons Why Union, there isn't a ninth one.)
Do I need any more reasons?

Auxiliary Material

Sonic constantly avoids the advances of Amy like a whiny 5 year old, Mario actually gets that kiss.

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