Portal 2

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Portal 2 something you've probably never even been as far as decided to use even go want to do look more like

The sequel to Portal is about using a gun that doesn't kill anyone... it has a surprising lack of bacon or zombies. but plenty of british guy! i beat it like a bazzillion times but the first time i was eating a pizza


...SPAACE!!!...




Spoiler warning:


....I'm in space!...

Notice of Dismissal

Well here we are again

It's always such a pleasure

Remember when you tried to kill me twice

And how we laughed and laughed

Except I wasn't laughing

Under the circumstances

I've been shockingly nice

You want your freedom? take it

That's what I'm counting on

I used to want you dead but

Now I only want you gone

She was a lot like you

( Maybe not quite as heavy )

Now little caroline is in here too

One day they woke me up

So I could live forever

It's such a shame the same

Will never happen to you

You've got your short, sad, life left

That's what I'm counting on

I'll let you get right to it

Now I only want you gone

Goodbye my only friend,

Oh, did you think I meant you?

That would be funny, if it weren't so sad

Well you have been replaced

I don't need anyone now

When I delete you, maybe

I'll stop feeling so bad

Go make a new disaster

That's what I'm counting on

I used to want you dead but

Now I only want you gone

Now I only want you gone

Now I only want you

gone.

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