Portal
Portal is a Video Game comprised of shooting things with a gun that dosen't kill things.
Plot
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Gameplay
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Ending
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here: Huge success
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Apeture Science
We do what we must, because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
We just keep on trying till we run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive!!!!
I'm not even angry
I'm being soooooooooooooooooo sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece in to a fire
While they burned, I hurt because I felt so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
So I'm GLAD I got burned think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive!!!!
Go 'head an' leaf me
I think I'd prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke, haha, fat chance
Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
Why are we still talking when there's science to do?
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
With experiments to run, there is research to be done on the people who are still alive!!!!
And believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive
And while you're dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I will be still alive
Still alive
Still alive
:)
WUKADABOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!
YOU'RE DEAD!
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