Cole Phelps
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“I’m sorry to have to tell you this, little girl, but your mother has been raped and murdered. By the way, do you have an alibi for last night?”
“If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? It would take a smarter man then me to correct this.”
Cole Phelps is the central character and the main protagonist in the video game L Period A Period Noire. He works for the Los Angeles Police Department.
The partners of Cole Phelps
- Ralph Dunn: The first in a long line of do-nothing partners. Dunn looks like a tub of margarine and is about as smart as a suitcase full of shoehorns.
- Stefan Bekowsky: A Polish guy who spends more time pissing into the wind than solving any crimes. He is a total waste of tax payer money.
- Finbarr “Rusty” Galloway: Basically Ernest Hemingway sans the literary talent.
How to solve crimes like Cole Phelps
- When you arrived at the scene of the crime, make sure to touch every single piece of evidence with your bare hands.
- If a person blinks, they're lying.
- When running through crossfire, always make sure to casually adjust your hat.
- Threaten to send everyone to the gas chamber.
- If a person's face twitches, he's telling the truth.
- When apprehending a suspect, make sure to announce your presence when you are a good 30 feet away from him, thus giving him ample time to run away from you.
- When interrogating a suspect, make sure to yell at them for no particular reason at all.
- Running people over with your car is okay, but only if you have the siren on.
- Treat your partner like your personal chauffeur.
- If he lives in apartment 2, he's a criminal.
- If he wears a size 8 shoe, he's a serial killer.
