Japanese Gamer

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The Incontinence of Peeing Ernest: Act one, scene two:

Ren: HAI

Yuki: HAI

Ren: YOU HEARD THE NEWS MAN?

Yuki: WHUT WHUT WHUT? I DI'NT HEAR NUTTIN' JIGGA

Ren: SNITCH DON'T CALL ME JIGGA JUST LISTEN TO DIS SHOOT

Yuki: A'IGHT KAY.

Ren: BRAWL IS GONNA BE SO WHACK MAN SAKURAI WAS ALL LIKE "SNITCH I DONT GOTTA LISTEN TO NO AMERICANS" AND TOOK A GIANT CRAP RIGHT ON AN XBOX

Yuki: NO FECKING WAI

Ren: YA FECKING WAI

Yuki: SHOOT JIGGA THIS SHOOT BE KAWAII

Ren: HECKZ YEAH

Yuki: IDK WHY DO WE NEVER CURSE

Ren: BECAUSE WE'RE JAPANESE LOL

Yuki: LOL TOTALLY THAT MAKES SENSE ^_____________^