Dark Souls

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Prepare for a cake walk.

“I think I'm finally getting the hang of this game.”

- DarksydePhil, while playing Dark Souls. Two seconds after making that statement, he walked headfirst off a cliff.

Dark Souls is the easiest video game ever made. If you like easy video games, you should totally buy it.

Plot

The story of Dark Souls is about a nondescript undead soldier who must answer two telephones in order to regain his soul.

Gameplay

The gameplay in Dark Souls is super easy. Enemies just walk right up to you and wait patiently for you to kill them. It takes absolutely no skill to play Dark Souls.

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