Europa Universalis II

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Europa Universalis II is a game made by Swedish people. They speak excellent English, as can be inferred from the following messages:

"Surounded by Ottoman and with no chance for survive.The Castillan come with idea about protection"
"want to die in our own castile."
"Rescue our buddy"
"Surounded by Ottoman and with no chance for survive.The Castillan come with idea about protection of Byzantine noble"
"Only take their ducat and hope they die in peace."
"Flee form that scarry Ottoman"
"Surounded by Ottoman and with no chance for survive.Castillan ship was waiting in Balears coast. and Byzantine noble took refuge to Canary and abandon Their homeland"
"Take a refuge and stop dreaming about homeland"
"Having survived from Ottoman, and have Tuareg neighbord. Byzantine adopt many African tradition and realize there are no strong rival in africa. They start rebuilt they empire and prepare if Ottoman can reach thir new possesion."
"Have enough resources,Byzantine start dominate along East African Coast and spread their religion there"
"Lets, colonialize these land"
"just keep our possesion stronger."
"Madagascar was dicovered. Realize that island was unprotected, Emperor want to unified that island and control spice trade from there."
"That island to far away."
"Madagascar was unified. And that area was profitable and safer from Their Enemy"
"Ottoman was reach horn of Africa and that become warning for Fleeing Emperor that Madagascar not safe anymore. "
"Have no worry and that continent to far away."

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