Abstinence-only education

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Abstinence-only education is the most effective, greatest, single-best taxpayer monstrosity ever funded (even beating out the PAT RIOT Act, TARP, No Dimwit Left Behind, and the bailout of General Motors). It is extremely effective, as anything going against basic biological instincts is.