Che Dog

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A combo suit from the local Halloween store and the Cuban Military Surplus

I had a pet cat once. He was watching some communist propaganda on the History Channel (after watching Pawn Stars, of course), and he wanted to believe he was a dog. So, he bought a dog mask and a Che Guevara suit. He wore it around the house, to the litter box, to his bed, and to his food bowl. He insisted on being a dog, eating dog food, going outside to take a crap, and to have chew toys. I found a solution: stop letting him watch the History Channel. Maybe the Animal Planet and he'll think he's a lemur?